My Entire Childhood is CRASHING down
That's right folk everything I once counted as fact is now crumbling into lies..... *tear tear* if one thing that you believed turns out to be false you really start to questioning everything.....
it all started yesterday....
we did our first drama/mime team meeting yesterday when all of a sudden Kate Osborn told us that our darling Girl kitty was actually a boy. My whole view of the cat change, all of a sudden the things that seemed once cute and funny now seemed stupid and annoying... That animal STEALS MY SOXS and it is a BOY. I was disgusted. In other news we finally have a name for it...... I know, its about time right... We've had it for like 4 months now...... But yeah its a very manly name to make up for all the time calling it a Girl...... His name is Brutus... As in Julius Caesar.. "E TU brute?". But yeah back to the whole child hood crashing in thing, I figured I could handlethe cat being a boy as long as I still had some things to hold on to, for example the tooth fairy.... But this to turned out to be a LYE.
it happened like this, my little sister lost a tooth yesterday...(she lost the tooth down the drain but mom said the tooth fairy would forgive her)... And so when she went to bed she eagerly awaited the arrival of a plesent surpise in the morning. i also went to bed, i had not been lying there for long when i heard the door to our room open... i just assumed it was my sister jessica who had not gone to bed yet but low and behold I heard jessica's voice from down stairs... meaning it was not jessica who had just entered our room. i turned around in my bed to see my mom placing money under my sisters pillow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how could this be! It thought to myself..... This is impossible. I almost cried right there, I really had to fight to keep the tears back. And then my mother noticed me watching and smiled and waved her hands around as if they were wings... She was symbolizing fairy wings!!!..... I could have barfed! I fell back into bed and started to reconsider my whole life.......... It didn't take long but in the end I realized that some how I have to remember that through all this treachery I must remember that life is like an apple!
Beth
no school this week!!!
Cassie's Coming Soon!!!!
it all started yesterday....
we did our first drama/mime team meeting yesterday when all of a sudden Kate Osborn told us that our darling Girl kitty was actually a boy. My whole view of the cat change, all of a sudden the things that seemed once cute and funny now seemed stupid and annoying... That animal STEALS MY SOXS and it is a BOY. I was disgusted. In other news we finally have a name for it...... I know, its about time right... We've had it for like 4 months now...... But yeah its a very manly name to make up for all the time calling it a Girl...... His name is Brutus... As in Julius Caesar.. "E TU brute?". But yeah back to the whole child hood crashing in thing, I figured I could handlethe cat being a boy as long as I still had some things to hold on to, for example the tooth fairy.... But this to turned out to be a LYE.
it happened like this, my little sister lost a tooth yesterday...(she lost the tooth down the drain but mom said the tooth fairy would forgive her)... And so when she went to bed she eagerly awaited the arrival of a plesent surpise in the morning. i also went to bed, i had not been lying there for long when i heard the door to our room open... i just assumed it was my sister jessica who had not gone to bed yet but low and behold I heard jessica's voice from down stairs... meaning it was not jessica who had just entered our room. i turned around in my bed to see my mom placing money under my sisters pillow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how could this be! It thought to myself..... This is impossible. I almost cried right there, I really had to fight to keep the tears back. And then my mother noticed me watching and smiled and waved her hands around as if they were wings... She was symbolizing fairy wings!!!..... I could have barfed! I fell back into bed and started to reconsider my whole life.......... It didn't take long but in the end I realized that some how I have to remember that through all this treachery I must remember that life is like an apple!
Beth
no school this week!!!
Cassie's Coming Soon!!!!
posted by bethany | 5:14 PM
3 Comments:
The cat was a boy?! How shocking....And Beth-I'm sure your Mom was just filling in for the real tooth fairy who was either in China or in Anartica.
Mattea
P.S soon somebody will tell you Santa Claus isn't real....
Do you need a shoulder to cry on? I'm not offering, just asking.
Really? Well if the tooth fairy isn't real, then dose that mean that New Zealand isn't real either?!
Post a Comment
<< Home